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  1. whats good im pikl (pronounced pickle) (spelled pikl) and i post shit. any/all idc
  2. i Am aware the scrubbing trend became a real thing i appreciate the asks abt it but i know already lol . it was like a year ago i have it bookmarked nnshit
  3. the ’#banger post gallery’ tag is for anything with ≥100 notes
  4. @footlongdingledong2 <- art blog go look at my images
  5. https://expanddong.carrd.co <-carrd with links n shit. also doubles as a sideblog list
  6. https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1cxXBFV3lgg1GtJSKFY9q_Nq1reyqvxkHhAtSP7c4tg8 <-The Slideshow (anyone can edit)
  7. url is a reference to this 👇 its a hotdog joke not a penis joke guys please

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my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?


[ID: a photograph of a seal with a blobby splotchy silver pattern on its back that resembles light refracting in water, next to a photo of light's flowing white stripes at the bottom of a pool. Second set of images is a fawn ccurled up in the grass, next to a forested trail aglow with dappled light spots. end id.]


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dappled with light


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You don't even know what's up with this sick heat. The sun threatens to set but won't step off. It's staring you down, like the big red eye of a hot needle skipping on a groove its tracing 'round the earth. While lingering in midair its heat seems to suspend time itself, stretching it like warped vinyl. It's meant to rain this season but there ain't been a drop in sight. Even a little drizzle would help. Might help to fizzle this sizzle a little bizzle, set the record straight on this global turn-tizzle.  "So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo  When the pimp's in the crib ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot..."  -English Romantic poet, John KeatsALT

sometimes i am forcibly reminded that homestuck is actually good


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Photo of Luigi posted on Nintendo of America's various social media accounts in 2013 as part of the Year of Luigi celebrations, featuring Luigi making a joke about his height difference to Mario.

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Image ID: a digitally drawn comic strip in black & white on a white background. A group of nuns are looking nervous and scared of a cat-goose dragon creature nestled in a fishcrate, but when the dragon yawns they all immediately fall in love with the demonic entity.ALT

Margie gets adopted

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evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you


frivolous bruno mars I’d throw a parade for you


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Too much chatter about Male Characters all the time. Take this post as an opportunity to talk about your favorite Female Characters. And no, I do not mean Male Characters that you call "Babygirl". Those do not count.


This post is awesome. I’m loving the energy in here. Keep repping your Girl Faves, everyone!! Be insane!!


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Pokemon fanart, digital drawing of a budew nestled among some colourful eggs on a pale blue background.ALT

Hey, that's not an egg!


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Temperance Tantrums


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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit


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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)


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tumblr user animefanguy31415 has changed their url to himejoshireimu. which could mean nothing,


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About 6 years ago, I was in the hospital with awful pain… I was asked where it hit on the 0-10 scale and I said a 9… because I was told “10 is the worst pain you can imagine”.

I have a pretty vivid imagination. I was in the worst pain of my life, but I imagined that having my limbs torn off by a gator would probably hurt more. So I said “9”.

Turned out I had 6 simultaneous kidney stones. As anyone who’s ever had one can tell you, even a single kidney stone is monumentally painful- famously so.

I had 6 at once. 4 in one kidney, and 2 in the other.

When the doctor figured out what was wrong with me, he was floored that I hadn’t said “10”. Floored that I wasn’t screaming.

I told him about my imagination. He asked if I had chronic pain. I told him yeah, and that the reason I waited almost 10hrs to come to the hospital when I started was because “it felt like period cramps”.

His advice? “Any time anyone asks you where you’re at on the 0-10 scale? Add four to account for my chronic pain daily threshold.


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This pain scale isn’t as useful, but it’s funny.


I saw it in my orthopedic surgeon’s office.


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If you have chronic pain, your baseline may be 6. A good day may be 5.

Don't downplay that for the doctor. If your recent bad day was 8 or 9 - if you regularly have days that hit 8 or 9 - say so.

Part of the problem with doctors ignoring women's pain and people of color's pain, is that people who are disadvantaged are told to "suck it up" a lot, and they downgrade their baseline at 2-4 to zero.

Fuck that.

Describe your pain as if you were an overprivileged white guy who's never actually done 8 hours of manual labor in his life.


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